The Custodian Newspaper Online
No Result
View All Result
Saturday, March 7, 2026
  • Home
  • News
  • Politics
  • Business
  • Opinion
  • Showbiz
  • Health
  • Sport
  • World
  • eStore
The Custodian Newspaper Online
  • Home
  • News
  • Politics
  • Business
  • Opinion
  • Showbiz
  • Health
  • Sport
  • World
  • eStore
No Result
View All Result
The Custodian Newspaper Online
No Result
View All Result
Home News

The Comic Festival Of Running Mates: Prof. Kwesi Yankah Writes…

by John Kekeli
December 8, 2023
in News, Opinion
0
The Comic Festival Of Running Mates: Prof. Kwesi Yankah Writes…
152
SHARES
1.9k
VIEWS
Share on FacebookShare on Twitter

Ghana’s Constitution must be faulty, not leaving room for expressions of interest to be vice president; or a popular vote for the position.

In the case of President, there is an application of sorts from interested presidential faces, which is eventually addressed to some 17 million voters of Ghana. On the voting day ballots are opened, choices are made, and one lucky applicant is chosen by the people and called President.

Our 1992 Constitution has been so generous it says yes to almost all applicants and rejects none, including  aspirants whose powdered faces and faded kente cloths are seen on posters every four years. Vice presidential aspirants, to the contrary, are not as lucky because they are not wired to exist. Nobody in their childhood aspired to be vice president or assistant prefect one day!  Unlike the presidential aspirant  you are faceless until a winning flagbearer drizzles mercy upon you. You then earn the bragging rights to appear on posters with a new haircut.

That is why school boys and girls have a hard time in social studies recalling names of past vice presidents. This was made worse when the Constitution itself made the Vice President almost jobless, a kind of ‘if you have nothing to do, do it here.’ Of all the vice presidents I have met, Ekow Arkaah was my best example of a  jobless Vice. It was as if the Constitution had said, ‘the Vice President shall wear a black bow-tie in an empty office.’

February 1995, my visit to the office of Uncle Ekow Arkaah, the Vice President of Ghana said it all. Listen to my pen those days:

“His office was thread bare, dull panels, cheap carpeting; poor furnishing. When the secretary at last showed me the Vice Pee’s door, I walked towards it, and turned to her again incredulous. I asked if I should go further on. She said no, that was the door. I knocked; the cheap door unlatched, remote controlled, and I walked in.  An office unlikely to be that of a vice president; but there he sat, as I announced my mission. From all indications it did not look like he was all drowned in work. I could possibly have asked for a game of draught (dami), or ludo with Vice President Arkaah that day.”

Other Vice Pees in history have of course been busier, but one thing has been clear: prior to their appointments, they did not openly compete to seek attention. Even if there was lobbying, their names were quietly dropped from nowhere by respective flagbearers. Of Attah Mills, he had just emerged from a race to be Vice Chancellor at University of Ghana in 1996, competing with Ivan Addae-Mensah. When Ivan won the race, Mills was thereafter nominated by Rawlings to be his running mate. When this came to public notice, I remember a sarcastic comment made by  my good friend Ebow Daniel, Legon’s iconic Registrar, ‘Atta Mills was destined by God to be Vice Something one day: either Vice Chancellor or Vice President.”

Surprises have been the norm in all running mate nominations. Mahmoud Bawumia was in 2008 discovered on his blind side by Nana Akufo Addo, while he was busy outside politics. Like my good friend Kwesi Amissah-Arthur, he did not mount loud bill boards, dance adowa at funerals, or distribute his CV to media houses before he caught attention.

The situation has changed with climate change, and the running mate position is now an open contest for a popular super star, not a compatible partner. But it has been made worse. One flagbearer’s freedom to choose a running mate has been prescribed like an SHS prospectus. Hands tied behind him, his directive  is: ‘make your choice from a particular region, and look nowhere else.’  In response to the fiat,  floodgates have opened in the lucky region, and a torrent of running mate material drizzles on rooftops, while areas prohibited to propose running mates, look on with sealed lips. In the anointed region, one wakes up in the morning and finds their landlord or next-door barber listed in the social media as a possible running mate; the next day it is their church elder, who has attracted attention at Jubilee House.

Another day, it is an athlete in running shoes who has been flagged as a possible  running mate. That is the new democracy at work; the freedom to run amok.

One thing good though has emerged. The stampede has restored cultural order in public places. Chronically moody aspirants have discovered public smiles; elevated shoulders have been humbled. For the sake of the job, they have learned to bow and greet elders, even against medical advice.

When the flagbearer himself arrives for a public function, aspiring running mates stampede to walk abreast with him, or sit beside him to signal how nice the partnership can be. Finally they are ready to lie prostrate  before the flagbearer, to add drama to their application to be vice president.

Oh what a festival of running mates!

By Prof. Kwesi Yankah

kwyankah@yahoo.com

Tags: Running Mates
  • Latest
  • Trending
Chieftaincy Nanton

‎One person feared dead in renewed chieftaincy tensions in Nanton

March 6, 2026
Minority independence jobs

Minority marks 69th independence anniversary with call for jobs

March 6, 2026
Tamale youth protest

Tamale youth protest removal of IGP’s special crime taskforce

March 6, 2026
Labour Commission CLOGSAG

Labour Commission orders CLOGSAG to call off illegal strike

March 6, 2026
Headmaster Agbana Dzosec

Agbana slams Lobbyists trying to replace DZOSEC Headmaster

January 29, 2026
Dzosec Arrest Headmaster

DZOSEC: Audit Report Calls for Arrest of Former Headmaster

August 23, 2025
Newspaper Frontpages – Thursday, 29th January, 2026

Newspaper Frontpages – Thursday, 29th January, 2026

January 29, 2026
Newspaper Frontpages – Monday, 9th February, 2026

Newspaper Frontpages – Monday, 9th February, 2026

February 9, 2026

The CustodianGh Online’s vision is to become the most preferred go-to news brand in Ghana.

Contact Us

thecustodiangh@gmail.com

Popular Categories

  • News
  • Business
  • Politics
  • Sport
  • Arts & Showbiz
  • Tech

Archives

© 2025 The CustodianGh Online - All rights reserved.

We use cookies on our website to give you the most relevant experience by remembering your preferences and repeat visits. By clicking “Accept”, you consent to the use of ALL the cookies.
Do not sell my personal information.
Cookie SettingsAccept
Manage consent

Privacy Overview

This website uses cookies to improve your experience while you navigate through the website. Out of these, the cookies that are categorized as necessary are stored on your browser as they are essential for the working of basic functionalities of the website. We also use third-party cookies that help us analyze and understand how you use this website. These cookies will be stored in your browser only with your consent. You also have the option to opt-out of these cookies. But opting out of some of these cookies may affect your browsing experience.
Necessary
Always Enabled
Necessary cookies are absolutely essential for the website to function properly. These cookies ensure basic functionalities and security features of the website, anonymously.
CookieDurationDescription
cookielawinfo-checkbox-analytics11 monthsThis cookie is set by GDPR Cookie Consent plugin. The cookie is used to store the user consent for the cookies in the category "Analytics".
cookielawinfo-checkbox-functional11 monthsThe cookie is set by GDPR cookie consent to record the user consent for the cookies in the category "Functional".
cookielawinfo-checkbox-necessary11 monthsThis cookie is set by GDPR Cookie Consent plugin. The cookies is used to store the user consent for the cookies in the category "Necessary".
cookielawinfo-checkbox-others11 monthsThis cookie is set by GDPR Cookie Consent plugin. The cookie is used to store the user consent for the cookies in the category "Other.
cookielawinfo-checkbox-performance11 monthsThis cookie is set by GDPR Cookie Consent plugin. The cookie is used to store the user consent for the cookies in the category "Performance".
viewed_cookie_policy11 monthsThe cookie is set by the GDPR Cookie Consent plugin and is used to store whether or not user has consented to the use of cookies. It does not store any personal data.
Functional
Functional cookies help to perform certain functionalities like sharing the content of the website on social media platforms, collect feedbacks, and other third-party features.
Performance
Performance cookies are used to understand and analyze the key performance indexes of the website which helps in delivering a better user experience for the visitors.
Analytics
Analytical cookies are used to understand how visitors interact with the website. These cookies help provide information on metrics the number of visitors, bounce rate, traffic source, etc.
Advertisement
Advertisement cookies are used to provide visitors with relevant ads and marketing campaigns. These cookies track visitors across websites and collect information to provide customized ads.
Others
Other uncategorized cookies are those that are being analyzed and have not been classified into a category as yet.
SAVE & ACCEPT
No Result
View All Result
  • Home
  • News
  • Politics
  • Business
  • Opinion
  • Showbiz
  • Health
  • Sport
  • eStore

© 2025 The CustodianGh Online - All rights reserved.